08‏/04‏/2009

english Wisdoms

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out########## Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.########### Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.############ Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.############ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.############ If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.########## My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.############## If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.############## Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.############ Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.######### A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.########## Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?########### Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!############ منقول وشكرا Thank You