If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out##########
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.###########
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be
a mile away - and barefoot.############
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.############
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.############
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.##########
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.##############
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.##############
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.############
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.#########
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.##########
Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?###########
Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!############
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08/04/2009
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